{"product_id":"moody-hippo-surprise-pull","title":"Moody Hippo Surprise Pull","description":"🦛 Tiny Moody Hippo\n\nEmotionally Stable? No. Tiny? Yes.\n\nShe’s .75'' tall.\nShe’s hand-painted.\nShe’s judging you from your desk.\n\nThese miniature resin hippos come in 3 dramatic poses and are ready to emotionally support your chaos, guard your plants, or sit in silent protest on your bookshelf.\n\nThey are small. They are glossy. They are mildly offended.\n\nChoose Your Tiny Menace:\n\n🦛 Sitting \u0026amp; Processing\n\n🦛 Standing \u0026amp; Ready to Argue\n\n🦛 Loaf Mode (Existential Edition)\n\nEach one measures approximately .75'' x 4.2cm and is hand-painted, which means tiny variations may exist because we are not a soulless factory and neither is she.\n\n✨ The Fine Print (Because We Are Responsible Adults)\n\nMade from resin\n\nApprox. 2cm x 4.2cm\n\nHand-painted\n\nTiny but powerful\n\n⚠️ Not intended for small children.\nThese are decorative trinkets, not toys. They are small enough to be a choking hazard and emotionally complex enough to require supervision. If you’re shopping for toddlers, this ain’t it.\n\nPerfect For:\n\nDesk goblins\n\nShelf shrines\n\nPlant guardians\n\nTiny gift toppers\n\nPeople who need something small to stare at instead of spiraling\n","brand":"Hilarious Humanitarian","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45910438871100,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/3001\/1964\/files\/d730a19f018a1410e53bb5debabac7381f6671c99d39e281e5f1e550710694ca.png?v=1784658638","url":"https:\/\/goodnessonmain.com\/products\/moody-hippo-surprise-pull","provider":"Goodness on Main","version":"1.0","type":"link"}